In all the e-mails,
my comments are in boldface type while the site visitor
e-mail is not.
Submission
3
"Mr. BEACHWOOD2222@aol.com"
is pretty upset -- I'm assuming he's upset with the "Vogue
Gallery" section of the site? (He does not really say, so
I am left guessing.)
Mr. BEACHWOOD2222@aol.com
says in his e-mail that I am "ugly," but then he requests
that I send him a photo of myself so he can see what I look like.
If he needs
my photo to determine what I look like, how would he know if I am
'ugly' or not?
Mr. BEACHWOOD2222@aol.com
refers to me as a "skank" in his e-mail... which is odd.
Let's see, did I ever pose for Playboy? No, that would be Madonna.
Did I have any children out of wedlock? Hmm, no, that would be Madonna.
Do I go around
sticking my face or tongue in men's buttocks? No, that
is something Madonna has done. Did I pretend to masturbate in
public? Nope, that would be Madonna again. Madonna is the skank, not
me.
Madonna has tried
to base a career upon her physical appearance. I have not.
I assume that
the real reason Mr. BEACHWOOD2222@aol.com wants a photo of me is so
he can scribble mustaches and devil's horns on it. Either that, or
he is lonely and wants a girlfriend. No thanks to both counts.
Madonna is supposed
to be The Style Diva (according to herself, her fans, and some media
outlets), yet she sometimes wears the ugliest fashions and hairstyles.
Putting hair and
fashions aside, Madonna still sometimes looks plain awful (I am referring
to her jowls and so forth).
Since her "True
Blue" period of 1986, and especially since her more recent (i.e.
1999 to 2003) "Music," "Ray of Light" or "Swept
Away" eras, Madonna apparently thinks that having an ultra- sculpted
body, a la Arnold Schwarzenegger, is attractive, but I am here to
tell you, most people do not go for the female bodybuilder look.
Madonna looking
like a male body builder has gotten me to wondering if maybe Guy Ritchie
is really homosexual but just doesn't realize it yet?
Since Madonna
has made a career out of trying to look pretty, and since she has
tried to emulate the truly beautiful (such as Greta Garbo and Marilyn
Monroe), I will nail her on her ugly moments as often as possible
(besides that, it's just plain fun).
This is my e-mail
to Mr. BEACHWOOD2222@aol.com:
From:
[Flea Dip Site
Owner]
To:
BEACHWOOD2222@aol.com
Subject:
Re: Your Site
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 2003 07:45:55 +0800
What
I look like is irrelevant. My physical appearance has nothing
to do with the fact that Madonna has based her career on copying
off
Marilyn Monroe and other celebrities.
What
I look like does not change the fact that Madonna is a slut
who slept with men and women to get recording contracts and
magazine coverage.
Deal
with it.
----- Original
Message -----
From: BEACHWOOD2222@aol.com
Date: Mon,
2 Jun 2003 11:31:16 EDT
To: [Flea Dip
Site Owner]
Subject: Your
Site
I want to
look at a picture of you UGLY SKANK! What do you look like??
What do you look like?? I can not imagine how UGLY you are!
What do you look like??
REVEAL WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!! I want to see what you look like!!
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE SKANK???
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If you are absolutely
dying to know: I look like a human being. I have two eyes, a nose,
and a mouth.
