"Express yourself in our Madonna personality test: Read our 15 questions and choose an answer that best describes your attitude. Our highly scientific Madonn-o-meter will then tell you which Material Girl you most resemble."

Play as Guy Ritchie, bringing pregnant Madonna trays of food. Not "anti- Madonna-ish" enough for me personally, but it is downright weird. It's a Flash / .swf type game.

I know, we all thought that Madonna did not have a brain.

This game is in .exe format; it must be downloaded to your hard drive, and it works like a .swf file.

It was originally residing on a German webpage.

"How does it work? Just click anywhere on the picture and drag a small distance (hold the mouse button down while dragging, you will see a little red line stretching) and then let go - the picture will stretch and bend and move! Experiment, hit the UNDO button to cancel the last change, press the RESET button to start over. It's easy - and it's FUN!"