Above: Must have reading for any Anti-Madonna fan:

The I Hate Madonna Handbook by Ilene Rosenzwweig. 1994. St Martin's Press.

ISBN 0-312-10480-4

I believe this book is no longer in print, but used copies can be had by way of amazon.com

Above: "I Hate Madonna" t-shirt from buy-tees.com

Unfortunately, the site that sold this shirt is no longer available.

One of their archived pages can be viewed here